How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 14 Favorite Quotes
1. Because sometimes, even if you know how something's going to end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.
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How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 13 Favorite Quotes
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 13 Favorite Quotes
1. Ted : Oh, Robin... I just had a great idea.
Robin : Oh, do whatever you want to me just don't wake me up.
1. Ted : Oh, Robin... I just had a great idea.
Robin : Oh, do whatever you want to me just don't wake me up.
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 12 Favorite Quotes
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 12 Favorite Quotes
1. Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad, usually take longer to say "I love you." Robin went through the usual stages.
2. There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it.
3. And then there's the moment where you know you know it, and you can't keep it in any longer.
4. Barney : Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about to drop some knowledge. Relationships are like a freeway. Freeways have exits. So do relationships. The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower. The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars. Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death. Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life, it's like, "Are we there yet?"
5. Robin : It’s just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it.
Lily : Relax, it'll happen when it happens.
6. Robin : Just let me explain.
Ted : You don't have to explain anything. You don't have to say it-- it's fine.
7. Robin : Okay, but if relationships are like a freeway, then saying... "hm hm hm" is like... getting into the carpool lane. And I don't want to take an exit, but... at the same time, I'm not ready to get into the carpool lane. Because what's in the carpool lane? Oh, it's a big diamond, and I'm just not ready to get...
8. Robin : It's just, it's a big thing to say to someone, and I don't want to say it too soon.
9. It's a big deal because it rewrites our history.
10. Robin : Katie, I'll admit, maybe I'm not in any place to lecture you on romantic relationships, but... but I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I've made.
11. Ted (voix off) : But, kids, later that night, Katie did it, and she got pregnant... with quintuplets... and she lived out her days in a trailer park... where she died an alcoholic. So the moral here, kids, don't have sex until you're married. Maybe even, like, a year or two into marriage.
12. Ted : And I never saw her again. I told her I loved her, but... I just wanted to have sex. I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and... that's exactly what I did. Look, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like. Even the nice ones.
13. Robin : Oh, come here. I love you. I said it. Feels right. I love you.
Ted : I'm gay. I'm kidding. I love you, too. Hey... you lost your I-love-you-ginity.
Robin : Yeah. I guess I was just waiting for the right guy.
1. Well, here's the thing, normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad, usually take longer to say "I love you." Robin went through the usual stages.
2. There's the moment where you know you know it, but you can't yet say it.
3. And then there's the moment where you know you know it, and you can't keep it in any longer.
4. Barney : Watch your steps when you get up, kids, 'cause I am about to drop some knowledge. Relationships are like a freeway. Freeways have exits. So do relationships. The first exit, my personal favorite, is six hours in. You meet, you talk, you have sex, you exit when she's in the shower. The next exits are four days, three weeks, seven months--that's when you guys are gonna break up, mark your calendars. Then a year and a half, 18 years, and the last exit-- death. Which, if you've been with the same woman for your entire life, it's like, "Are we there yet?"
5. Robin : It’s just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it.
Lily : Relax, it'll happen when it happens.
6. Robin : Just let me explain.
Ted : You don't have to explain anything. You don't have to say it-- it's fine.
7. Robin : Okay, but if relationships are like a freeway, then saying... "hm hm hm" is like... getting into the carpool lane. And I don't want to take an exit, but... at the same time, I'm not ready to get into the carpool lane. Because what's in the carpool lane? Oh, it's a big diamond, and I'm just not ready to get...
8. Robin : It's just, it's a big thing to say to someone, and I don't want to say it too soon.
9. It's a big deal because it rewrites our history.
10. Robin : Katie, I'll admit, maybe I'm not in any place to lecture you on romantic relationships, but... but I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I've made.
11. Ted (voix off) : But, kids, later that night, Katie did it, and she got pregnant... with quintuplets... and she lived out her days in a trailer park... where she died an alcoholic. So the moral here, kids, don't have sex until you're married. Maybe even, like, a year or two into marriage.
12. Ted : And I never saw her again. I told her I loved her, but... I just wanted to have sex. I-I would've said anything to make that happen, and... that's exactly what I did. Look, I'm not telling you what to do. I'm just telling you what all 17-year-old boys are like. Even the nice ones.
13. Robin : Oh, come here. I love you. I said it. Feels right. I love you.
Ted : I'm gay. I'm kidding. I love you, too. Hey... you lost your I-love-you-ginity.
Robin : Yeah. I guess I was just waiting for the right guy.
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 11 Favorite Quotes
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 11 Favorite Quotes
1. She was perfect. I lost the perfect woman. I should have knocked her up when I had the chance.
1. She was perfect. I lost the perfect woman. I should have knocked her up when I had the chance.
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 10 Favorite Quotes
How I Met Your Mother Season 2 - Episode 10 Favorite Quotes
1. Couples, exhausted by the sheer act of leaving the house, are obsessed with finding a place to sit down.
2. Believe me, I fought this for a long time. Come on, it's embarrassing. Look, this felt unnatural to me, too, at first. But I fell in love. And Tom and I realized you can't fight love.
3. why always be attracted to the unavailable ones? Why not accept the fact that you're a beautiful woman who is worthy of love? Are you brave enough to hear that? You...
1. Couples, exhausted by the sheer act of leaving the house, are obsessed with finding a place to sit down.
2. Believe me, I fought this for a long time. Come on, it's embarrassing. Look, this felt unnatural to me, too, at first. But I fell in love. And Tom and I realized you can't fight love.
3. why always be attracted to the unavailable ones? Why not accept the fact that you're a beautiful woman who is worthy of love? Are you brave enough to hear that? You...
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